Message from Professor Dingobert Virginicus

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REWARDYOURSelfWITHAPURRRFECT
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SOMEappointmentsToFACULTIES LEFTSTANDing(if
youareDIS possessedofUNlikelyQualifications) Are:
Tutor in Vertical Persuasions @ Faculty of Higher Y'earning
Nondoctorate in Negative Space & PsychicINfidelity@Faculty of
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Professor of Sympathies in the DEPTof Divorce
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MENTAL FACULTIES


0 - dept. of vertical persuasions
1 - faculty of diabolical angelology
2 - school of spontaneous effulgence
3 - faculty of nothing whatsoever
5 - school of extra-sensory contraception
6 - dept. of Gnawing Doubt
7 - school of telepathic embarrassment
8 - school of sympathetic aversion
9 - faculty of the curious smell
11 - faculty of quintessential giggling
16 - dept. of sitting down
22 - dept. of magnificent masturbation
23 - school of scatological studies
30 - school of unusual punishments
31 - faculty of divine foolishness
32 - faculty of accidental mathematics
45 - dept. of guruology & psychic sex
46 - school of indulgent scepticism

Go forth & errorize!